i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
"everyone on tumblr gets offended so easily!" is code word for "why cant i say harmful things without backlash like i usually can offline"