my ass is on the line

✿ 7/20/13 ✿

was thottielottie; will be thottielottie again soon

call me cannoli

•yes I am still looking for korrina•

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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butttom:

when i come home and my mom tells me im late

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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ziallau:

harry: hey do u care anymore

louis: not really

both: *fist bump* *go to la together*

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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flowersmaywilt:

It’s cool, I’m fine.

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