my ass is on the line

✿ 7/20/13 ✿

call me cannoli

•yes I am still looking for korrina•

SAW 5SOS/1D IRL 8/22/14

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saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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nofreddyisthebest:

So we got these leaflets for the South East of England to vote Conservative in the upcoming election. I decided to make them into something a lot more useful.

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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Anonymous: the dm isn't real y'all gullible af lol

suck my titty bitch

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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itsonlyfi:

my anaconda dont
my anaconda dont
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns, hun

itsonlyfi:

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns, hun

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dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

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quitefinished:

 #BEEP BEEP HERE COMES THE FUCKIN CUTIE TRUCK

quitefinished:

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THEME: ROTFERKEL